Freudian Thoughts
(Illusion, Invocation)

Range:  Hearing
Components:  V, M
Duration:  1 turn per level
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  One person
Saving Throw:  None

Sage's note: this is a great roleplaying vehicle for some players, if one of their characters gets this spell cast on him (or her). It could be real fun having a pervert for a character.
A person subject to this spell begins consciously and subconsciously to interpret everything in sexual terms. For example, the subject would perceive a sword attack not only as melee but also as an attempted rape by a male, and would experience eating a taco as... well, you get the idea. The material component is a magic wand, and the verbal component is a lewd innuendo.

